RSVP MENU FORM
Welcome to the RSVP menu form for the August 24th BITCH PLEASE BISTRO. You will be served one entree, three (or four) side dishes and one (or zero) desserts for a total of five items in your chef's plated dinner. Please make one status selection per each of the 16 menu items on the form as indicated. Choose zero for anything that doesn't appeal to you. If you would like two portions of any side dish, please indicate that in the "anything else we should know" area at the bottom of the RSVP form. We will do our very best to honor your 1st priority menu choices as exactly as we can.
MAW MAWS LIP SMACKING BAKED FISH
Delicious flaky white fish baked in tantalizing New Orleans style spices. Either catfish or branzino depending what is available. (Mostly because I don't feel like frying anything in August in Los Angeles). This is perfect for all you vain dieting LA bitches!
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MISS LADY'S OH NO SHE DIDN'T MEATLOAF
A big ass slab of mmm-mm-good ground turkey meatloaf with MawMaw's secret badass tomato glaze! Not to be underestimated!
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MACARONI AND EXPENSIVE CHEESE
MawMaw spent enough time in Paris France to understand that mac n cheese can be fancy and enough time in Paris Texas to know how to wow the church ladies with a special take on this classical dish
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SUGAR DUMPLIN'S CHICKEN N DUMPLINS
Chicken n Dumplings cooked to perfection in the traditional southern style so tasty that even Jewish accountants cant help but go PRAISE JESUS GLORY HALLELUJAH!
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VEGAN SLOW COOKED BBQ
Marinated and slow cooked vegan proteins in MawMaw's Cousin's smoky ass BBQ sauce
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ZELDA JONES'S ZESTY BLACK EYED PEAS
Sassy spicy sexy black eyed peas simmered in tomatoes, celery and carrot broth with Kansas City spices and lots of onions and garlic
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SISTER'S SMOKY COLLARD GREENS
A memorable and flavorful collar greens preparation with lemon paprika and no meat products whatsoever! Get ready!
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MISSISSIPI MOONLIGHT OKRA
Sophiticated southern okra stewed with peppers, tomatoes, and summer squash.
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MACARONI AND EXPENSIVE CHEESE SIDE DISH
A side dish portion of MawMaw's mac n cheese described in the entree section.
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DADDY DEX'S POTATO SALAD
Tender baby potatoes in secretly spiced mayo and mustard dressing with celery onion and sweet bell pepper.
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CANDY'S CANDIED YAMS
Scrumptious orange yams slowly roasted with maple syrup, cardamom, and a dusting of cayenne.
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JOSEPHINE BAKER'S COLESLAW
Finely shredded ladies-who-lunch white cabbage and carrots in a delicate vinegar dressing.
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SKINNY ASS WHITE LADY WEDGE SALAD
A small wedge of iceberg lettuce with bleucheese vinaigrette
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BERTHA BROWN'S CHERRY CHOCOLATE BROWNIE
Double decadence chocolate brownie with cherries
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CORTELYOU ROAD BANANA PUDDING
1970's style glass baking dish banana pudding with brandy soaked vanilla wafers and whipped cream
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WATERMELON AND HONEYDEW WITH LEMON & ROSEWATER
Exactly what I just said, BITCH!
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