Mark your calendar for Sunday July 20th between 5.30 to 8.00pm when BITCH PLEASE BISTRO returns with THE PROSTITUTION EDITION
Dine on refreshing summer fare, hob nob, laugh, and frolic with sassy scintillating friends and likeminded acquaintances, old and new! Our motto is "Guranteed to please even the biggest bitch!", which is precisely why YOU have been invited!"
BITCH PLEASE BISTRO on Sunday July 20th will feature a seated, chef's plated summery repast of five memorable and delectable tongue tantalizing delights including a limited complimentary beverage service all inclusive for $36 payable in advance ONLY by Venmo. Please carefully look over the menu and RSVP instructions below.
We will have live music to entertain you during the cocktail hour and dinner service which may or may not commute to lovely ambient background music at a volume conducive to conversation without raising your voice.
BITCH PLEASE BISTRO is held in the private front gardens of PoodlePoo Palace, otherwise known as Mysterious Meadows, located in the greenbelt foothills of Echo Park. The exact address will be provided following completion of your two part RSVP and registration process by the deadline of Thursday July 17th at 11.59pm. All of this is explained below in exquisite detail!
FOOD ORDERING OVERVIEW
The three section menu below contains 16 items and is mirrored on the on-line RSVP form.
Section 1: ENTREES - 1 per person - five choices
Section 2: SIDE DISHES - 3 or 4 per person - eight choices
Section 3: DESSERTS - 1 or 0 per person - three choices
Guests will be served one item off the entrée menu, three (or four) items from the side dish menu, and one (or zero) items off the dessert menu depending on individual preferences. Opting out of dessert allows for a fourth side dish.
In the online RSVP form, prioritize your preference for each of the 15 items.
If you see something you do not wish to eat, cannot eat, or are allergic to, select "0 - Not this" for that item.
Each of the 14 to 18 items must have a priority assigned for the RSVP form to be accepted.
You can repeat priority rankings for multiple menu items if you will be equally happy with any. (eg, 1st Choice for Tuna, Chicken and Salmon or 5th choice for every side dish after your initial four side dish selections, etc...)
You are welcome to have a double serving of any side dish which will count as two items. Just indicate this on the bottom of the RSVP form
RSVP FIRST. PAY TO CONFIRM, SECOND
Please make your menu selections and submit the RSVP form first, and finalize your registration by submitting your Venmo payment second.
Menu item selection will be easier to do on a computer than on a smartphone. RSVP form will work fine on a phone, but the menu will display below the form. On a desktop computer or tablet, the menu and item descriptions will display next to the corresponding items on the form.
IMPORTANT: Please note the identical name and email address you use on the RSVP form in the venmo payment comment section. If someone else is paying for you, this must be indicated on the RSVP form. DO NOT SKIP THIS STEP IF YOU WANT US TO GET YOUR PLATTER RIGHT! (Bitch, PLEASE!!!!)
MENU
JULY 20TH MENU -- ENTREES (part 1 of 3)
You will be served ONE entrée off the entrée menu. Dairy in the Shrimp. Peanuts in the Noodles.
Temptress Tapineuse's Parisian Salad Niçoise
A delicious refreshing summer salad of albacore tuna, fresh green beans, cold baby potatoes, tomatoes, hard boiled egg and fresh basil with a brigh summery olive oil lemonette
Sister Santa Monica Street Corner's Piquant Pulled Pork with Something Extra
Lip smacking BBQ ghost chili pulled pork slow cooked for 15 hours with a top secret blend of augmentative spices. More than 5 on the hot scale. Not for pussies.
The Alabaster Adultress's Shrimp with secret creme sauce
A lovely mild herby creamy shrimp entree for when you just can't raise your superior sanctimonius nose any higher. With tarragon, white pepper and peas. Not for the lactose intollerant.
Lady-Boy Tuck-Tuck's Pad Woo Sen (vegetarian)
A chilled glacine noodle salad bursting with lemongrass, lime, ginger, mild chili, and lemon. Featuring marinated baked tofu, green onion, slivered bell pepper, and a dusting of roasted and toasted peanuts. Chili is very low level in this dish.
Co-Co Cougar-Kingston's Jerk Chicken
Another painstakingly slow and long cooked entree of fall off the bone dark meat chicken brined with garlic lime and salt and then slowly braised in a proprietary melange of herbs and spices with a healthy lace of habañero pepper. Less hot than the pork but the chili is noticeable.
JULY 20TH MENU -- SIDE DISHES (part 2 of 3)
You will be served THREE items off the side dish menu, FOUR if you opt out of dessert. Potatoes are dairy rich. Riceballs and Pad Woo Sen have sesame. Pilaf has almonds
NOTE: We will do our best to prioritize your preferred side dish choices but if there is little general interest in a given item after all RSVPs are in, the next preferred item on your list will be substituted.
Laharika Lahore's Lusty Lentils of Pakistan
A thick DAL of organic red lentils seasoned with cumin, aesofotida and smoked chilis. Mildly spicy
Lady-Boy Tuck-Tuck's Pad Woo Sen (vegetarian)
A side dish size portion of chilled glacine noodle salad bursting with lemongrass, lime, ginger, mild chili, and lemon. Featuring marinated baked tofu, slivered bell pepper, green onion, and a dusting of roasted and toasted peanuts. Chili is very low level in this dish
Puta Nesca's Insalatta Pomodoro
A classic fresh tomato salad with fresh basil and shaved red onions in a sublime vinagrette.
Fuka Yomama's Nori Komi Furikake Rice Balls
Two big robust sushi rice balls seasoned with seaweed, sesame, and other tongue tantilizing ingredients. Vegetarian
Roobie Haboobie's Three Grain Pilaf
A trio of basmati rice, faro, and bulgar wheat cooked and seasoned to perfection with diced veggies and a generous instance of slivered almonds and
Miss Mash-My-Potatoes Cheddar Mashees
The best available potatoes at the market mashed and whipped with butter, sharp english cheddar cheese, cracked black pepper and flaky sea salt.
The See-Through Seductress's Celeriac Salad
Shredded chilled celery root with a smattering of carrots in a lustfully electrifyingly lemony dressing.
Hortense Heloise Hussy's Maple Glazed Cornbread with whole corn kernals
A generous square of thick satisfying cornbread served Vermont style generously infused with real maple syrup.
JULY 20 MENU -- DESSERTS (part 3 of 3)
You will be served ONE or ZERO items off the desert list. Baked desserts have eggs and dairy. Cobbler has nuts in the topping.
Buffy Bottomley's Stewed Fruit Compote
Plums Apricots and Raisons in a lovely spiced syrup
Sweety Sweatpeach's Sweet Peach Cobbler
Fresh summertime California peaches baked with a topping between a cobbler and a crumble. Contains nuts.
Brownsugar Brown's Salted Caramel Brownie
An exqusitely carmelly chocolately brownie with orgasmic salted caramel on top.
LIMITED BEVERAGE SERVICE INCLUDED
We will provide unlimited complimentary iced herbal tea and cucumber lemon water to drink.
If you prefer to have soda, wine, beer, or cocktails, you are more than welcome to BYO. Don't forget your opener or corkscrew!
HOW TO RSVP
RSVPing for BITCH PLEASE BISTRO must be done in two parts.
Part 1 (DO THIS FIRST): Each individual guest, even if dining as a couple or group must fill out his/her own online RSVP form as detailed above. The form can be found at bitchpleasebistro.com/rsvp - If someone else is paying for you, there is a field on the online RSVP form to comment who has paid or will pay for your dinner.
Part 2 (DO THIS SECOND): After filling out the RSVP form, please venmo $36 per person as a private transaction to http://venmo.com/gaydd with your first name, last name, and email address in the payment comment section. THIS EVENT WILL BE CASHLESS AND 100% OF PAYMENTS ARE DUE BY VENMO IN ADVANCE OF THE THURSDAY JUNE 19 11.59PM DEADLINE. Once payment is received, you will be emailed an acknowledgment with your exclusive individual diner number. On the night of the event, you will obtain a placemat with this number from the garden host which will alert the server where to bring your chef's plated dinner.
When both your RSVP menu form and $36 venmo payment have both been received, you will be emailed your individual diner number and the address for Mysterious Meadows.
RSVP AND REGISTRATION DEADLINE IS THURSDAY JULY 17 2025 AT 11.59PM -- Please remember that this is a two part RSVP, we have an RSVP deadline and are a cashless event. BOTH your RSVP menu item selection form AND venmo payment of $36 must be received in time.
*LIMITED SEATING -- Should you receive a SOLD OUT message when clicking through to the RSVP form, it means we are fully booked and cannot accommodate you this time. Try us in August!
ON THE EVENING OF THE EVENT
Arrival to BITCH PLEASE BISTRO begins at 5.30pm on Sunday July 20th 2025. We suggest arriving as soon AFTER 5.30 as you can. Please try your best to arrive by 6:00pm. Street parking is moderately easy and permit free. Taking public transport is easy. The location is a two block walk up a gentle slope from the Sunset Blvd MTA busses that stop on Echo Park Ave or Portia St. Give yourself an extra 5-7 minutes to find parking and/or walk to Mysterious Meadows when planning your arrival. Please do not show up before 5.30
When you arrive, please obtain your individual placemat with your diner number from our garden host Christopher and enjoy beverages and mingling while Alan Ishii and other surprise entertainers regale you with a delightful live music in the garden. By 6:15pm please be seated in your chosen seat to enjoy dinner with your plate number placemat clearly displayed on the table in front of you. Shortly after, your delightful custom configured chef's plated dinner will be presented to you!
This event is a single seating that concludes at 8.00pm. PLEASE ARRIVE BEFORE 6.00PM!
WEAR A SUN HAT AND BRING SUN GLASSES
While we will make every effort to shade most seating, It IS summertime in Los Angeles and we are unable to control the sun shifting across the sky. We want everyone to be comfortable, most importantly, YOU!
OPTIONAL EXTRA DONATIONS AND TIPPING
BITCH PLEASE BISTRO is a boutique event and cottage enterprise born of sheer grit and ingenuity. It is our goal to bring a memorable quality distinctive experience to each and every patron of our private pop up garden supper soirée. Should you be in a position and inclined to send any extra money our way, please issue a separate private venmo to http://venmo.com/u/gaydd in any amount and please bring a bit of cash to tip our musicians and servers.
REFUND POLICY
RSVPs and registrations received after the deadline or in the event of a sold out house will be refunded via venmo within 48 hours.
In every other case, like last minute cancellations and no shows, we are unable to issue refunds or payment commutations. All advance payments sent in before the deadline are final and non-transferrable.
TWO PART RSVP -- MENU SELECTION AND PAYMENT LINKS
PART 1 - RSVP AND MENU ITEM SELECTION: bitchpleasebistro.com/rsvp
PART 2 - PAY $31 AT VENMO PAYMENT LINK: http://venmo.com/u/gaydd
WE ARE EXCITED TO SEE YOU!!
SEE YOU ON JULY 20TH AT BITCH PLEASE BISTRO, PROSTITUTION EDITION!!!! PLEASE ARRIVE BY 6PM! BECAUSE IF YOU ARE LATE, OR GET ALL DIVA-EY, WE'RE GONNA GIVE YOU THE STINK EYE AND SNAP "BITCH, PLEEEEEAAASE!!!!!"
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