Mark your calendar for Sunday August 24th between 5.30 to 8.00pm when BITCH PLEASE BISTRO returns with THE SASSY FAT BLACK LADY DON'T FUCK WITH ME EDITION...
Dine on refreshing summer fare, hob nob, laugh, and frolic with sassy scintillating friends and likeminded acquaintances, old and new! Our motto is "Guranteed to please even the world's biggest bitch!", which is precisely why YOU have been invited!"
BITCH PLEASE BISTRO on Sunday AUGUST 24th will feature a seated, chef's plated summery repast of five memorable and delectable tongue tantalizing delights including a limited complimentary beverage service all inclusive for $36 payable in advance ONLY by Venmo. Please carefully look over the menu and RSVP instructions below.
We will have live music to entertain you during the cocktail hour and dinner service which may or may not commute to lovely ambient background music at a volume conducive to conversation without raising your voice.
BITCH PLEASE BISTRO is held in the private front gardens of PoodlePoo Palace, otherwise known as Mysterious Meadows, located in the greenbelt foothills of Echo Park. The exact address will be provided following completion of your two part RSVP and registration process by the deadline of Thursday August 21st at 11.59pm. All of this is explained below in exquisite detail!
FOOD ORDERING OVERVIEW
The three section menu below contains 16 items and is mirrored on the on-line RSVP form.
Section 1: ENTREES - 1 per person - five choices
Section 2: SIDE DISHES - 3 or 4 per person - eight choices
Section 3: DESSERTS - 1 or 0 per person - three choices
Guests will be served one item off the entrée menu, three (or four) items from the side dish menu, and one (or zero) items off the dessert menu depending on individual preferences. Opting out of dessert allows for a fourth side dish.
In the online RSVP form, prioritize your preference for each of the 16 items.
If you see something you do not wish to eat, cannot eat, or are allergic to, select "0 - Not this" for that item.
Each of the 14 to 18 items must have a numbered priority assigned for the RSVP form to be accepted.
You can either number things in a straightforward manner or repeat priority rankings for multiple menu items if you will be equally happy with any. (eg, 1st Choice for Mac and Cheese, Chicken and Dumplings and Fish or 5th choice for every side dish after your initial four side dish selections, etc...)
You are welcome to have a double serving of any side dish which will count as two items. Just indicate this on the bottom of the RSVP form in the "ANYTHING ELSE WE SHOULD KNOW ABOUT YOU" specifically put there for high maintenance guests!
RSVP FIRST. PAY TO CONFIRM, SECOND
Please make your menu selections and submit the RSVP form first, and finalize your registration by submitting your Venmo payment second.
Menu item selection will be easier to do on a computer than on a smartphone. RSVP form will work fine on a phone, but the menu will display below the form. On a desktop computer or tablet, the menu and item descriptions will display next to the corresponding items on the form.
IMPORTANT: Please note the identical name and email address you use on the RSVP form in the venmo payment comment section. If someone else is paying for you, this must be indicated on the RSVP form. DO NOT SKIP THIS STEP IF YOU WANT US TO GET YOUR PLATTER RIGHT! (Bitch, PLEASE!!!!)
MENU
August 24TH MENU -- ENTREES (part 1 of 3)
You will be served ONE entrée off the entrée menu. Dairy in the Shrimp. Peanuts in the Noodles.
MawMaw's Lip Smacking Baked Fish
Delicious flaky white fissh baked in tantalizing New Orleans style spices. Either catfish or branzino, depending on what is available. (Mostly because I don't feel like frying anything in August in Los Angeles) Perfect for all you vain LA bitches on a diet.
Miss Lady's OH NO SHE DIDN'T Meatloaf
A big ass slab of mmm-mmm-good ground turkey meatloaf with Maw Maw's secret tomato glaze
Macaroni and Expensive Cheese
MawMaw spent enough time in Paris France to understand that even mac n cheese can be fancy and enough time in Paris Texas to know how to wow the church ladies with her special take on this signature dish.
Sugar Dumplin's Chicken n Dumplings
Chicken and dumplings cooked to perfection in the traditional southern style so tasty that even Jewish accountants who eat it go PRAISE JESUS GLORY HALLELUJAH!
Vegan Slow Cooked BBQ
Marinated and slow cooked vegan proteins in MawMaw's Cousin's smoky-ass barbeque sauce.
AUGEST 24TH MENU -- SIDE DISHES (part 2 of 3)
You will be served THREE items off the side dish menu, FOUR if you opt out of dessert.
NOTE: We will do our best to prioritize your preferred side dish choices but if there is little general interest in a given item after all RSVPs are in, the next preferred item on your list will be substituted.
Zelda Jones's Zesty Black Eyed Peas
Sassy spicy and sexy black eyed peas simmered in tomatoes, celery, and carrot broth with Kansas City Spices
Sister's Smoky Collard Greens with Lemon and Paprika
A memorable and flavorful collard greens preparation involving no meat products whatsoever. Get ready!
Mississippi Moonlight Okra
Sophisticated southern okra lovingly stewed withh peppers tomato and summer squash
Macaroni and Expensive Cheese Side Dish
A side-dish size portion of MawMaw's mac n cheese as described in the entree section.
Daddy Dex's Potato Salad
Tender baby potatoes in a secretly spiced mayo and mustard dressing with celery onion and sweet bell pepper.
Candy's Candied Yams
Scrumptious Orange Yams slowly baked wth maple syrup, cardamom, and a dusting of cayenne
Josephine Baker's Coleslaw
Finely shredded white cabage and carrots in a delicate white vinegar dressing.
Skinny Ass White Lady Wedge Salad
A small wedge of iceberg lettude with bleu cheese vinaigrette
JULY 20 MENU -- DESSERTS (part 3 of 3)
You will be served ONE or ZERO items off the desert list. Baked desserts have eggs and dairy. Fruit is fruit!
Bertha Brown's Cherry Chocolate Brownie
Double decadence chocolate brownie with cherries
Cortelyou Road Banana Pudding
1970s style glass baking dish banana pudding with brandy soaked vanilla wafers and whipped cream
Watermelon and Honeydew with Lemon and Rosewater
Exactly what I just said BITCH!
LIMITED BEVERAGE SERVICE INCLUDED
We will provide unlimited complimentary iced herbal tea and cucumber lemon water to drink.
If you prefer to have soda, wine, beer, or cocktails, you are more than welcome to BYO. Don't forget your opener or corkscrew!
HOW TO RSVP
RSVPing for BITCH PLEASE BISTRO must be done in two parts.
Part 1 (DO THIS FIRST): Each individual guest, even if dining as a couple or group must fill out his/her own online RSVP form as detailed above. The form can be found at bitchpleasebistro.com/rsvp - If someone else is paying for you, there is a field on the online RSVP form to comment who has paid or will pay for your dinner. Please note that it is easier to RSVP on a desktop computer than on a phone or laptop due to the fact that the menu item descriptions display next to the selection field on the desktop and below the selections fields on a phone.
Part 2 (DO THIS SECOND): After filling out the RSVP form, please venmo $36 per person as a private transaction to http://venmo.com/gaydd with your first name, last name, and email address in the payment comment section. THIS EVENT WILL BE CASHLESS AND 100% OF PAYMENTS ARE DUE BY VENMO IN ADVANCE OF THE THURSDAY August 21st 11.59PM DEADLINE. Once payment is received, you will be emailed an acknowledgment with your exclusive individual diner number. On the night of the event, you will obtain a placemat with this number from the garden host which will alert the server where to bring your chef's plated dinner.
When both your RSVP menu form and $36 venmo payment have both been received, you will be emailed your individual diner number and the address for Mysterious Meadows.
RSVP AND REGISTRATION DEADLINE IS THURSDAY AUGUST 21ST 2025 AT 11.59PM -- Please remember that this is a two part RSVP, we have an RSVP deadline and are a cashless event. BOTH your RSVP menu item selection form AND venmo payment of $36 must be received in time.
*LIMITED SEATING -- Should you receive a SOLD OUT message when clicking through to the RSVP form, it means we are fully booked and cannot accommodate you this time. Try us in September!
ON THE EVENING OF THE EVENT
Arrival to BITCH PLEASE BISTRO begins at 5.30pm on Sunday August 24th 2025. We suggest arriving as soon AFTER 5.30 as you can. Please try your best to arrive by 6:00pm. Street parking is moderately easy and permit free. Taking public transport is easy. The location is a two block walk up a gentle slope from the Sunset Blvd MTA busses that stop on Echo Park Ave or Portia St. Give yourself an extra 5-7 minutes to find parking and/or walk to Mysterious Meadows when planning your arrival. Please do not show up before 5.30
When you arrive, please obtain your individual placemat with your diner number from our garden host Christopher and enjoy beverages and mingling while Alan Ishii and other surprise entertainers regale you with a delightful live music in the garden. By 6:15pm please be seated in your chosen seat to enjoy dinner with your plate number placemat clearly displayed on the table in front of you. Shortly after, your delightful custom configured chef's plated dinner will be presented to you!
This event is a single seating that softly concludes at 8.00pm. PLEASE ARRIVE BEFORE 6.00PM!
WEAR A SUN HAT AND BRING SUN GLASSES
While we will make every effort to shade most seating, It IS summertime in Los Angeles and we are unable to control the sun shifting across the sky. We want everyone to be comfortable, most importantly, YOU!
OPTIONAL EXTRA DONATIONS AND TIPPING
BITCH PLEASE BISTRO is a boutique event and cottage enterprise born of sheer grit and ingenuity. It is our goal to bring a memorable quality distinctive experience to each and every patron of our private pop up garden supper soirée. Should you be in a position and inclined to send any extra money our way, please issue a separate private venmo to http://venmo.com/u/gaydd in any amount and please bring a bit of cash to tip our musicians and servers.
REFUND POLICY
RSVPs and registrations received after the deadline or in the event of a sold out house will be refunded via venmo within 48 hours.
In every other case, like last minute cancellations and no shows, we are unable to issue refunds or payment commutations. All advance payments sent in before the deadline are final and non-transferrable.
TWO PART RSVP -- MENU SELECTION AND PAYMENT LINKS
PART 1 - RSVP AND MENU ITEM SELECTION: bitchpleasebistro.com/rsvp
PART 2 - PAY $36 AT VENMO PAYMENT LINK: http://venmo.com/u/gaydd
WE ARE EXCITED TO SEE YOU!!
SEE YOU ON AUGUST 24TH AT BITCH PLEASE BISTRO, SASSY FAT BLACK LADY DON'T FUCK WITH ME EDITION!!!! PLEASE ARRIVE BY 6PM! BECAUSE IF YOU ARE LATE, OR GET ALL DIVA-EY, WE'RE GONNA GIVE YOU THE STINK EYE AND SNAP "BITCH, PLEEEEEAAASE!!!!!"
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